joke of the day

Bruce Bell

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Two gay guys walking down the street see a wine-o passed out in a ditch, they look at each other and say "he looks good, let's do him."

They have their way with him, pull his pants back up. One says to the other "he's got some good stuff" and puts ten bucks in his pocket.

The next morning the wine-o wakes up, finds the ten bucks and heads to the liquor store. He tells the guy at the store "give me ten bucks worth of wine."

The next night, the same thing happens. The next morning the wine-o finds another ten bucks and heads to the liquor store.

The guy at the store says "ten bucks worth of wine again?" The wine-o says "Hell no, give me some whiskey, that wine's tearing my ass up."
 
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