darth frosty
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An 80 year-old man goes to the doctor for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says George, everything looks good. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?
George replies, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, and when I'm done, *poof* the light goes off!
Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife Ethel, he tells her George is doing fine
but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that when he gets
up during the night and *poof*, the lights goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?
Oh My Gawd!' Ethel exclaims,
He's pissing in the Fridge again!!!!'
The doctor says George, everything looks good. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?
George replies, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, and when I'm done, *poof* the light goes off!
Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife Ethel, he tells her George is doing fine
but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that when he gets
up during the night and *poof*, the lights goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?
Oh My Gawd!' Ethel exclaims,
He's pissing in the Fridge again!!!!'
