A little morning humor

[Devious]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

[vman1300]

lol....

 

[MC MUSTANG]

 

[BiG-T]

 

[RaveCrusader]

Nice... =)

 

[Mr Brown]

 

[badassbusa03]

 

[Justyntym]

(Devious @ Sep. 21 2006,07:55) Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

[KROOZER]

MAD FUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[WWJD]

ooh good ones!

 

[psycobusa]

 

[StuckInBaghdad]

Oh man thats wrong...I love it!