Boudreaux the Baptist
Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central
Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman, who was born and
raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana. Each Friday night after
work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic... and since it
was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such
a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest.
The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux
convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study,
Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water
over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist,
but now you are Catholic."
Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors
and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared
to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux,
clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a
deer, but now you a catfish."
Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central
Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman, who was born and
raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana. Each Friday night after
work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic... and since it
was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such
a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest.
The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux
convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study,
Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water
over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist,
but now you are Catholic."
Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors
and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared
to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux,
clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a
deer, but now you a catfish."
