a new married man in

[Jester0769]

well every one, I just thought I would post up one last time as a single, happy, bike ridding fool. The next time I post up, Ill be old, married, and living life to make my wife happy and my check book just a little thinner. Although I dont know how your suppose to bleed a empty walet dry but Im sure shes gona try.

I cant wait for it to all be said and done.

Thanx guys and girls.

Let the count down begain.

Josh
A.K.A. Jester

 

[Big O]

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your wedding!
We're going to miss you at Laguna but this is just a LITTLE more important, (at least as far as She's concerned).  I can't wait 'til you get to post pics of the little Jesters and Jestettes!



<!--EDIT|Big O
Reason for Edit: "Jestettes, is that a word?"|1087043463 -->

 

[WWJD]

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, MAN!?!?!?!!! STAND UP AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND BAIL NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!!!! THINK OF ALL THE THINGS YOU WILL GIVE UP AFTER ATTACHING THE BALL AND CHAIN:

- you can't stay up drinking until 4am searching for purpose
- you can't bring home some hot, young, possibly diseased, drunk girl for a good time you will both regret the next day
- you'll stop thinking about yourself and consider this other person first! GAHH!
- you will miss the hunt of trying to find someone that is actually interested in your life and your interests and, God forbid, might end up interested in them more too!
- you stop riding 200mph and start cruising at a slower 60 and be looking around AT the scenery, smelling the roses
- you will miss the gut wrenching daily excitement of wondering if you are going to wake up alone for the rest of your life
- you will miss more character building as a girl you've fallen for drops you like a cheap purse because she "suddenly" found someone new
- you might start eating sensibily and taking better care of your body, but, pffffft, what fun is that???

HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!! WHAT ELSE IS HE MISSING OUT ON?

Think about it, man! There's still time! Make the right choice!!! Good luck with your decision.

 

[Big O]

He's also going to miss only having flat warm beer in the house.
Looking in the fridge and deciding he has to make a bread sandwich to go along with the beer.
Might have to learn how to use the washing machine, and not just putting clothes in the dryer with a dryer sheet. (works for me!)
He'll miss the embarassment of not knowing the name of the person he's waking up with, or thinking "damn I have to get out of here, Damn, this is MY house!"

 

[Haywood]

guys, it ain't as bad as all that.. it's worse!

j/k jester.. good luck with the nuptuals..

 

[badassbusa]

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, MAN!?!?!?!!!  STAND UP AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND BAIL NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!!!!  THINK OF ALL THE THINGS YOU WILL GIVE UP AFTER ATTACHING THE BALL AND CHAIN:

- you can't stay up drinking until 4am searching for purpose
- you can't bring home some hot, young, possibly diseased, drunk girl for a good time you will both regret the next day
- you'll stop thinking about yourself and consider this other person first!   GAHH!
- you will miss the hunt of trying to find someone that is actually interested in your life and your interests and, God forbid, might end up interested in them more too!
- you stop riding 200mph and start cruising at a slower 60 and be looking around AT the scenery, smelling the roses
- you will miss the gut wrenching daily excitement of wondering if you are going to wake up alone for the rest of your life
- you will miss more character building as a girl you've fallen for drops you like a cheap purse because she "suddenly" found someone new
- you might start eating sensibily and taking better care of your body, but, pffffft, what fun is that???

HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!  WHAT ELSE IS HE MISSING OUT ON?

Think about it, man!  There's still time!  Make the right choice!!!  Good luck with your decision.

Jester, don't listen to WWJD

family comes first bro, that why i'm single

 

[BigBSBusa]

Congrats on the wedding, 'bro! Just don't let her find out that you were posting 5 hours before the wedding or you are already in trouble!

 

[MET]

<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:green'>CONGRATULATIONS, HAVE A LONG HAPPY,SEXY. HEALTHY, WISE AND WEALTHY MARRIAGE</span></span>

 

[flrider]

All the best Josh for you and your new wife. May you live a long and loving life together.

I'm glad it's not me.

Bob

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

Congratulations, my friend! May your marriage be filled with peace, happiness and devotion to one another.

I'm really happy for you bro!

 

[Big Wall]

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Run!!!</span><span style='color:red'></span>

But really, congratulations!!!

 

[monsterspeedfreak]

What do ya mean you'll "BE" an old man......I thought you already were Jes!!

JK bro......have a great day, and a happy life together.
Bet ya can't wait ta lose yer virginity hey!!!

 

[phatjoe]

good luck with everything and god bless you both

 

[vincent]

congratulations.

Now, after about 2 yrs when the sex starts to dry up. You'll know why married men are always complaining!

 

[him]

He's also going to miss only having flat warm beer in the house.
Looking in the fridge and deciding he has to make a bread sandwich to go along with the beer.
Might have to learn how to use the washing machine, and not just putting clothes in the dryer with a dryer sheet. (works for me!)
He'll miss the embarassment of not knowing the name of the person he's waking up with, or thinking "damn I have to get out of here, Damn, this is MY house!"

-not to mention having to clean dishes right after he eats and not a week later.
-you'll have to share your food
-all tv rights (video games)
-Might as well sell me the busa cause you'll get tired of not being able to "ride" some the the hot chicks you catch staring
-Then there the constant arugments because her damn dog decieds to take dumps under your computer chair and she wont let you discipline it or yell at it

But hey if your ready to give up your freedom and the million other women that dont want you by all means go ahead congrats

 

[GJoker]

Youz guyz are too much! It's not all that bad~ I've been married over 10years now~ Except for the extra 70lbs, the premature greying, and the need for a good drink every night... it's all good!

Congrats to the Bride and Groom!

 

[Haywood]

Bet ya can't wait ta lose yer virginity hey!!!

bwahahahahahaha!!

 

[Racer 222]

Congrats Bro! Best of Luck to you both!!

 

[Kento-Moto]

Congrats from Meeeeee too buddy!  ALOHA Oe'   - Kent



<!--EDIT|Hawaiibusa
Reason for Edit: None given...|1087101279 -->

 

[jwcfbd]

Congratulations Josh. Have a long and Happy life together.