A simple home security system

[MC MUSTANG]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM.

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, and a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
blood."

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

 

[Warputer]

....Yep ! That would make me think twice before even knocking !

 

[MORBIDBUSA]

mine woorks just fine

 

[monster]

 

[inthexring]

ha ha, yep that might work

 

[BigBSBusa]

 

[thepushercg]

it would work around here.

 

[Fate]

(thepushercg @ Dec. 18 2006,11:32) it would work around here.

I don't know about that, they might need to be able to read? That's questionable in alabama, isn't it

 

[Charlesbusa]

 

[ranman]

 

[Devil Dog]

I love it. Good one!

 

[busa-rich]

 

[heavybusa]

 

[thrasherfox]

SHAWN!! that is kick A$$!! first thing that has made me laugh all fricken day (it is 1921) thanks!!

 

[Un-Caged]

Good'n. Another approach is to throw a bunch of greasy 4wd parts, empty beer cans and 12ga shells in the front yard.

 

[MrGxr]

 

[GSXcite]

 

[Hy_Rolr]

 

[Busa Dude]

Here's Mine

 

[psycobusa]