From the American Association
Of Retired People
Q:Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause? A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q:Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to Egypt .."
Q:How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband? A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles? A:Take off your glasses.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A:On their foreheads.
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
Of Retired People
Q:Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause? A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q:Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to Egypt .."
Q:How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband? A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles? A:Take off your glasses.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A:On their foreheads.
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
