Amazon - good for a laugh!

Pashnit! Important! Use only ONE at a time!

Kromdom - no poor Joanne, and she ABSOLUTELY does not represent the medical profession. I am have tempted to log into Amazon and save face for my profession haha!

Good find, I like his other reviews.
 
Sorry for the double post, but I found the "next page" button on this fella's homepage of reviews..... And I came across this gem. Thinking about what Joanne's response to this would be had me in tears.

Healing Hematite Magnetic Stretch Bracelet
Offered by My Jewel Thief, Inc.
Price: $2.99

Availability: In Stock
2 used & new from $2.99



1 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
Healing Bracelet Is Great Antibiotic Substitute, December 24, 2010
This review is from: Healing Hematite Magnetic Stretch Bracelet
Since I have started wearing this bracelet I have completely eliminated the need for antibiotics and other stupid "medical treatments." At first I had a sinus infection, the kind that I used to take Cipro for and now, with the Healing Hematite Magnetic Stretch Bracelet the infection goes away within a day or two. The results were so dramatic that I wondered if the Healing Hematite Magnetic Stretch Bracelet might help with my dog.

My dog, Wheezer, had horrible gas, you could barely stand being around him and the noise, ugh! ...it was so embarrassing to have friends over and have him let rip with one of his incredible bouts of flatulence, you could even hear it on the other side of the house. And the smell, well, it was toxic, I would sooner have a rotting corpse in the house. So I decided to try the Healing Hematite Magnetic Stretch Bracelet on him. Just like some of the other reviewers mentioned, the bracelet just didn't fit right around his leg and kept coming off. I tried using duct tape but he would just chew it off. In fact, he would chew through the bracelet and eat the hematite parts off of the bracelet. Well that sucked. I would have to follow him around for a couple of days with a baggie in order to retrieve the hematite. Not. fun.

I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner but it finally occurred to me that I could just put it around his neck like a dog collar. The only problem was that it was sort of "tight." I worked at it for a while (he put up quite a struggle) but I eventually got it on. He didn't like it, that's for sure. He kind of staggered around a bit and then went to sleep. Normally he sleeps on his dog bed but this time Wheezer just fell over at the top of the stairs like he had fainted or something. I would have been more concerned but he looked really peaceful laying there halfway down the stairs with his tongue hanging out and his eyes bulging. A few hours later he was still laying there and I noticed that he wasn't breathing. I couldn't believe it but he was stone dead. As I lugged Wheezer's stiff body out to the car so that I could dump him out on the interstate I thought that, in a way, the Healing Hematite Magnetic Bracelet did work... no more gas! So chalk up another success for the bracelet!

So bottom line here is that the Healing Hematite Magnetic Stretch Bracelet really, really works. Sort of. If it doesn't kill you. Anyway, I am buying a bunch of them and distributing them to everyone I know who is currently very ill and receiving old fashioned "medical care" from so-called "doctors." With these babies they will be healed in no time without having to resort to any of that non-effective "medicine."

You just wait until Michelle Obama hears about how great these things are. Pretty soon we will all be wearing them. Comment | Permalink

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