And the Moral of the Story Is?

Creekboy

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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one little

thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger

sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,

wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was

braless. She would regularly bend down when she was

near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of

her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never

did it when she was near anyone else.



One day her "little" sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to

me just once before I got married and committed my

life to her sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get

me."



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled

off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a

beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,

and headed straight towards my car.



Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my

father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy

that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask

for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the

family."



And the moral of this story is: Always keep your

condoms in your car or on you bike....roflmao
 
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I read this when I was stationed overseas in the Dear Abbie section. True story!!!!!!!!! but it was the future mother in law that was super hot and made the pass!!
 
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