A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was
knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He
looks up from the page and says to her,
"Did you know that humans are the only species in which the
female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Why
don't you prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then he gets up and walks out, leaving
his wife with a confused look on her face.
About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and
proclaims, "Well I'm pretty sure the cow and sheep didn't, but
the way that pig's always squealing, how can you tell?"
knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He
looks up from the page and says to her,
"Did you know that humans are the only species in which the
female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Why
don't you prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then he gets up and walks out, leaving
his wife with a confused look on her face.
About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and
proclaims, "Well I'm pretty sure the cow and sheep didn't, but
the way that pig's always squealing, how can you tell?"
