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[OB_Dirty Pete]

Dis NOT DIRTY PETE It da CLEeNING LADY

I a user all rit! Soon a Massa Peter go out fo da day I grabs his big bad black bike and hawl up an down da driveway burnin out all da mornin' long befo I evn looks at a bukit n mop!

Do this count an' if'n I registrate wit you do I gits acksess to all the menfoke hea?

i got ma eye on dat Falconcoop man. When he talk about Monkey sex lik dat I near swoon I git so hot. An dat Kawabuser can abuze my butt any time he see it fitin in dere!

Were do I puts ma mark Massa Valkesexy!

 

[OB_Konrad]

I use them as often as I can.
DP, Amos and Andy ain't on TV for a reason

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

Dis NOT DIRTY PETE It da CLEeNING LADY

dat man who jez pot...you sum lik amos? Wat yo name hunkyhunk? i'z a Member now an at meen you gots to come here an take goodcare a da cleenin' lady!

Git here tonite an bring suma dat latex!

 

[OB_FalconCOP161]

Remember FAT & Uptight Broads need not apply,,you also must look good in Thongs,,and have Female Bi-sexual Experience.

Email address upon request

161 ®

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

Dis NOT DIRTY PETE It da CLEeNING LADY

FalcoonCop be hea EEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I no fat mama, doina broom all day make da cleenin lady leen n meen. 23 I be an a big bubblebut to

lez play da monkey and gimmedat utha new cop too coz I lik grumpi nasti foolinn roun!

 

[OB_Konrad]

My diagnosis is acute lackabusa
a symptom of the long, dark and oppressive
winters in Canada. Don't get caught mess'in
with the clean'in lady

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

Oh my goodness she's been at it again and I must apologize.

The postman, the window cleaners, FedEx guys, my neighbor who owns that nice dalmation...I've had to apologize on her behalf to them all.

Fay May you come with me to the garage now and we'll see how the....

[This message has been edited by Dirty Pete (edited 11 December 1999).]

 

[OB_ducmanic]

Konrad,
What about this-? Here's one for the ladies. Your picture gives "Head Shot" new meaning!

http://www.labusas.org/pages/konrad.html

 

[OB_Mr Bear]

My my, those LABusas are an irreverent bunch!

 

[OB_valklex]

This is a strictly voluntary chance to "get out of the closet". I, and probably many others, am curious if there are any lady riders in this site (DirtyPete probably scared away most of them already! Whatever you say, you can be sure that 'every' m ember will check out your entry. I'm just having fun here!

 

[OB_Mr Bear]

Konrad, I was just funnin' Ducmanic. I'm sort of a southern LABussa. Nice pic by the way, but I like Gix1300R's French girlfriend better.

 

[OB_Konrad]

Who don't?

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

Dis NOT DIRTY PETE It da CLEeNING LADY

Hoooee! Dat massa Pete took me to da grage to woop ma butt den he sees ma 'quipmint an his eyes jeezabout fall outen his hayd den I be da one doin' da woopin!

Dere be no mo posten from da massa or powkin da missus til his lizzerd stop smokkin!

Dey goin dansin o some sht tonit so I be crewzin dis place lookin' fo s'mo honee layta.

Unda 8 inchs nede not appleye!

 

[OB_maui]

Alert to all members

Dirty Pete's supply of drugs will deplete soon. At the rate he's using, I give him about two weeks before he's dry!

Please send any you can spare to Dirty Pete, home for snow bound and criminally insane.

Any and all drug/booze donations with receive and official thank you letter from the Prime Minister of Canada thanking you for keeping dirty Pete from taking over down town Toronto!

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

Dis NOT DIRTY PETE It da CLEeNING LADY

Doan yu worri bout da massa's ganja suppli dere preti iland boy. Wen da boys fromda hood coms to plesur Fay May out bak da grage dey alus leaves nuf to keep massa brain ded fo week.

Say wat yo doin wit yo member tonit ilan boy? Fay May all 'lone wit her dreads an gittin sum tire a dat broom stik...

 

[OB_maui]

DP
Seems there may be a quality problem with your stash,

I've called the Hawaii Air Guard, they're sending two F-14s each with four 500 pound "bombs" directly too the secret lake side drop point you previously specified, If you're standing near by, Grey smoke for a clear DZ (just exhale), blue smoke if DZ is compromised (add oil to fuel tank). They have been instructed too "make it happen". If they see orange smoke, they will open fire, they have received clearance from you government to cross over, ETA, 22 minutes.

If the "bombs" blow up………….. well.....sorry……. but on the other hand some solder in Iraq will be very happy!

 

[OB_Rochester]

Maui, den da da CLEeNING LADY haz a big mess to be cleAning and dat aint fair. Iz got a date with da CLEeNING LADY, so pleaze dont make a mess!

 

[OB_KawAbuser]

Pete I just spewed a perfectly good drink all over my screen, you better send her over to clean up this mess you made.

If your name is Dirty Pete, what is she cleaning all the time?

 

[OB_maui]

Sorry Rochester, I didn't mean to interfere with your date. Maybe DP looks good in lipstick. Let us know how it turns out. Of course you may need a regular subscription of Prozac when it's over.

If you want a little preview of your date, rent silence of the lambs. Off drugs DP is like Hannibal Lector, on drugs, well, just rent the movie and you'll see

Dirty Pete, I've heard back from the Air Guard. Seems they ran into a little trouble flying over Bergen County. Some crazy guy started to chase after them. They say he was standing up on the gas tank of his busa, shooting with both hands yelling something about pulling over. They tried shooting at the guy, but he just wouldn't stop. They had to reroute over a safer area, aprox. Delay TWO HOURS! They said they thought they hit the guy numerous times. Seems he has some kind of new tech body armor. They never saw ground forces keep up like that before.

 

[OB_CLEeNING LADY]

Rochesta buk boy how you fin me hea? Yo betta hav a big mutha bik tween yo legs yo wanna skoot wit dis cleenin lady gin.

I's got me fiv hunert prime studdihunks hea jez pantin to git at ma bubblbutt so wat yu got dat be new fo Fay May?