Are you smarter than a 4 year old?

warbrown

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OK, so this has nothing to do with Hayabusas, but I thought it was worth frustrating a few of you. I failed miserably.
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Read each question (4 total) then scroll down slowly after you think you've got the right answer.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?




















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


























Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?"
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one ..
Which animal does not attend?

























Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

























Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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thats all assuming you can fit the girraffe and the elephant in the refrigerator.
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Does that mean now I have to give the keys to my Busa to a four year old.
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This was me at my computer...

1.) thinking...reading the answer "DAMNIT!"

2.) thinking....reading the answer "DAMNIT!"

3.) thinking....reading the answer "HAHA, got one right, oh yeah, i'm smart"

4.) thinking....reading the answer "DAMNIT!"
 
Time to go back to school...I feel so dumb...It's bad to not have the energy of a 4 year old but to find out that their smarter than me really sucks...
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