I was riddin around town just chillin going down the road. Road was empty except for a mustang convertible a couple car links ahead of me. The road begins a slow curve to the left and I'm keepin a safe distance from the car in front of me. Out of now where this rogue piece of newspaper flies up from under the car and engulfs my helmet. It felt like time stopped and I began to (use the force luke) trying to stay on the road and shed this article that had the upper hand on me. No amount of preparation could have prepare me for that. Some how I managed to shed the newspaper and found myself still in the same lane finishing the curve. Looking back I think of rock paper scissors. I can't imagine that happening to a random biker and not lmao.