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Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your order?"
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102 0499 9845 5461"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Sheehan and you're calling from 17 Meadow Drive. Your home number is 494-2366, your office 745-2302 and your mobile is 266-2566. Would you like to have the delivery made to 17 Meadow Drive?
Customer: "Yes, how did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir".
Customer: "How come?"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir".
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?".
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.You'll like it".
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir".
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99.
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year".
Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives".
Operator: "You can't do that Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today".
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What the..?"
Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Harley,...registration number E1123...".
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#&?#".
Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July, 1987. You were convicted of using abusive language to a policeman...
Customer: ( Speechless)
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " !!!!
Isn't life is just glorious! Live it to the fullest---NOW!
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102 0499 9845 5461"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Sheehan and you're calling from 17 Meadow Drive. Your home number is 494-2366, your office 745-2302 and your mobile is 266-2566. Would you like to have the delivery made to 17 Meadow Drive?
Customer: "Yes, how did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir".
Customer: "How come?"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir".
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?".
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.You'll like it".
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir".
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99.
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year".
Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives".
Operator: "You can't do that Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today".
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What the..?"
Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Harley,...registration number E1123...".
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#&?#".
Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July, 1987. You were convicted of using abusive language to a policeman...
Customer: ( Speechless)
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " !!!!
Isn't life is just glorious! Live it to the fullest---NOW!
urple'><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>OKAY!!! SOMETIMES THERE IS A TIME WHEN 'TO MUCH INFORMATION' IS JUST NOT NEEDED!!!
