Biker's almanac

[dark fairy]

Ithink we should start a bikers almanac ,its all the funny saying that 1 biker say's to another ; like.. my bike dont leak oil ,it's just marking it's territory or sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before u can think straight , and my favourite is Never argue with a woman holding a torque wrench ,so lets see if we can have some fun with this

 

[Mr Bogus]

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.


People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

 

[Hayabusa2005]

here...

 

[twotonevert]

How fast have you gone on that thing?

 

[dark fairy]

Twotonevert if yr on about the photo of the busa ,we came across that at a bike show ,it's hired out to take biker's who have been killed on there last ride out,which i thought was a nice idea , and on a lighter note the fastest i'v been on the back of my old man is 186mph on the busa and we we're playing with other busa's that day .

 

[dadofthree]

Five Dollar helmet , Five Dollar Head