Blanca got caught......I'm in time out ! Thanks Sleeper_Red

[Blanca BusaLess]

SLEEPER_RED you are no longer my inspiration !
Finished work early last night and since forecast for next two days was rain I thought I would do my best Sleeper_red imitation and go for a 2am blast.

Wifes snoring, Adams snoring, Kathys snoring I'm good to go !
Get geared up , even the Velcro on my boots didn't stir anyone .
Ssssssh , roll bike outside.
Push it into neighbors driveway, Sssssssh
Flick her awake no revvs Sssssh !
Bikes warm , no wife in driveway , no phone ringing .
I'm GOOD TA GO !


Rode for about an hour .
Had a great time me and her, Blanca that is .

Come home about 100 yds before home turn her off and roll into carport.
Sssssh .

Get inside.....hmmm don't remember leaving that light on ?
Come into den and......

CUBAN DRAGON WAITING.....Ooooops

I'll let smilies tell the rest of the story !

a bit of this
Then :stupid:

Even Adam woke up and said
"quiet I'm tryin to sleep !"

Totally reminds me of being 15 and sneaking out .
Getting caught by mom !

So I'm in time out !

"jer lucky I don't keel Blanca"

is what she said !

Sleeper_Red if they had a smiley for the middle finger it would be right here !
I don't like you so much anymore !

 

[DEMMYM]

I think we need to see pics of this Cuban Dragon

 

[mikejmd]

+1 for being single!

 

[k03gsxr750]

a bit of this

Totally had this discussion before

 

[brian7396]

+1 for being single!

heck yeah!!!!

 

[brpo]

That's funny! She caught you with the other women. Ms. Busa. You got busted...

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

You should have left a note just in case the wife woke up silly

You know us women worry about the safety of our men when y'all ride.

Do you need some "how to" lessons?

 

[ResidentEvil]

That story had me and the wife rollin

 

[Takeuon]

Bwwaaahaha

Funny how they get jealous like that. As if your taking time away from them...and it was 2am and she was asleep!

Even though Blanca means White in Spanish....it has a female tone to it. Maybe you would have been better naming your bike Gary, Ted , or Frank or something.

"Honey...I was just out for a quick ride on Gary...don't be jealous"

 

[Takeuon]

Sleeper_Red has himself a Deep_Sleeper wife I think...that must be it!

Oh WAIT.....she's not Spanish!
Now we know why he's able to rack up all those early morning rides.



"jer lucky I don't keel Blanca"

 

[sleepless_red]

SLEEPER_RED you are no longer my inspiration !
Finished work early last night and since forecast for next two days was rain I thought I would do my best Sleeper_red imitation and go for a 2am blast.

Wifes snoring, Adams snoring, Kathys snoring I'm good to go !
Get geared up , even the Velcro on my boots didn't stir anyone .
Ssssssh , roll bike outside.
Push it into neighbors driveway, Sssssssh
Flick her awake no revvs Sssssh !
Bikes warm , no wife in driveway , no phone ringing .
I'm GOOD TA GO !


Rode for about an hour .
Had a great time me and her, Blanca that is .

Come home about 100 yds before home turn her off and roll into carport.
Sssssh .

Get inside.....hmmm don't remember leaving that light on ?
Come into den and......

CUBAN DRAGON WAITING.....Ooooops

I'll let smilies tell the rest of the story !

a bit of this
Then :stupid:

Even Adam woke up and said
"quiet I'm tryin to sleep !"

Totally reminds me of being 15 and sneaking out .
Getting caught by mom !

So I'm in time out !

"jer lucky I don't keel Blanca"

is what she said !

Sleeper_Red if they had a smiley for the middle finger it would be right here !
I don't like you so much anymore !

I'm married to a nice Filipina. Not a Cuban Dragon. It's not the same. Just saying.LOL

 

[J'Man]

SLEEPER_RED you are no longer my inspiration !
Finished work early last night and since forecast for next two days was rain I thought I would do my best Sleeper_red imitation and go for a 2am blast.

Wifes snoring, Adams snoring, Kathys snoring I'm good to go !
Get geared up , even the Velcro on my boots didn't stir anyone .
Ssssssh , roll bike outside.
Push it into neighbors driveway, Sssssssh
Flick her awake no revvs Sssssh !
Bikes warm , no wife in driveway , no phone ringing .
I'm GOOD TA GO !


Rode for about an hour .
Had a great time me and her, Blanca that is .

Come home about 100 yds before home turn her off and roll into carport.
Sssssh .

Get inside.....hmmm don't remember leaving that light on ?
Come into den and......

CUBAN DRAGON WAITING.....Ooooops

I'll let smilies tell the rest of the story !

a bit of this
Then :

Even Adam woke up and said
"quiet I'm tryin to sleep !"

Totally reminds me of being 15 and sneaking out .
Getting caught by mom !

So I'm in time out !

"jer lucky I don't keel Blanca"

is what she said !

Sleeper_Red if they had a smiley for the middle finger it would be right here !
I don't like you so much anymore !

That's what you get for out riding a white girl in the middle of the night. You're a married man Saiid! You know better!

 

[Joker]

Blanca that was funny!!!

 

[sleepless_red]

Man, that's so hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing. Sorry, my friend.







NOT!!!!

Here's an example of one of my leaving times

Here's how far I got.

I've been doing this for almost 6 years now and NOT ONCE did I come home to a wife saying "You're in time out".

 

[sleepless_red]

I'll be back. I just got home from work and I'm starving. TTYL.

 

[EarlyBird]

I'm married to a nice Filipina. Not a Cuban Dragon. It's not the same. Just saying.LOL

I have to agree with Sleeper red on this one! I have dated a spanish girl for 2.5 years and I was in trouble for even thinking about what ever it was I liked doing! Now I am with an Asian honey and no worries now!

 

[sleepless_red]

I just read the whole thing to my wife and she was just shaking her head and smiling at the same time. She also wants to know why you didn't ask for permission.

 

[sleepless_red]

Now I am with an Asian honey and no worries now!

My wife just told me to tell you that her youngest sister is available.LOL

 

[DEMMYM]

I just read the whole thing to my wife and she was just shaking her head and smiling at the same time. She also wants to know why you didn't ask for permission.

Its easier to ask for forgiveness

Than asking for permission

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

Quick post whilst the Dragon and her accomplices relieve themselves.

1st. NEVER wake a sleeping Dragon.....Are you Fn nuts !
2nd. I was more thinking about how I was gonna get my boots off without waking her up and considered sleeping with them on...

My punishment.

Her and her 2 cousins which managed to make it here in less than an hr from Mia in Friday traffic are forcing me to take them out to Okeechobee Steakhouse and then we are gonna go stop the Safari Club in Palm Beach Gardens...

MY TREAT..... :cry: