Top this: I think I have the slowest car in all of drag racing. It is so slow, that the first time I took it out, the track personel asked me not to bring it back. It is my 3/4 ton 4X4 6.2L diesel Suburban. It has big horsepower sucking tires, bumpers that weigh over a hundred pounds each, a 9000lb Warn winch, tool box, 60" high lift jack, spare rear driveshaft, complete change of fluids, two full sized spare tires, shovel, axe, and two years worth of mud. I think it is still dragging blackberry bushes from 3 months ago. If I leave off the middle amber, it rips off 14.30s at about 46mph.