Bragging rights about drag racing.

OB_Kirk

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Top this: I think I have the slowest car in all of drag racing. It is so slow, that the first time I took it out, the track personel asked me not to bring it back. It is my 3/4 ton 4X4 6.2L diesel Suburban. It has big horsepower sucking tires, bumpers that weigh over a hundred pounds each, a 9000lb Warn winch, tool box, 60" high lift jack, spare rear driveshaft, complete change of fluids, two full sized spare tires, shovel, axe, and two years worth of mud. I think it is still dragging blackberry bushes from 3 months ago. If I leave off the middle amber, it rips off 14.30s at about 46mph.
 
Easy. my 89 gixxer750 w/ the carbs 1/2 way off. I'd have to push to race you!!!
 
Next time at track, line up next to a Harley. Might make you feel faster!
 
I think that they should combine Harley drags with Jr. Dragster. That would consolidate the sponsorship efforts of Briggs & Stratton.

[This message has been edited by Kirk (edited 29 July 2000).]
 
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