Breeding Bulls

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.


They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'




They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,  

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'




They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, 'That's once a day, You could REALLY learn something from this one!"


The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'


The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.


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Funny. Here is an old one for you.

There was a farm that had three bull's
The oldest bull had ten cows that he serviced
The second bull had five cows that he serviced
The youngest bull had three cows that he serviced
One day the farmer brought a new bull onto the farm
This was a massive beast
When he got off the truck
his shadow darkened the whole range
The oldest bull looked at him and sighed I guess he can have a few of my cows
The second bull seeing how it was going said I guess he can have a few of mine
The youngest bull out of character
Started snorting and thrashing and stomping his hoofs against the ground
The other two bulls said 'hey calm down young fella, you dont want to take that guy on,
just give up a few of your cows
the young bull replied 'to hell with the cows, I want to make sure he knows I'm a bull!
 
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