Two Mexican businessmen in Tijuana were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot
tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
selling'.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese
accent asked 'What you sell?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'Oh...you doing velly well, only two left!'
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot
tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
selling'.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese
accent asked 'What you sell?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'Oh...you doing velly well, only two left!'
