Cleverbot doesn't know much about riding.

[Vonderbach]

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

User: What's a TRE?

Cleverbot: A tree is a plant that grows from the ground outdoors.

User: No, a TRE. One E.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Why does that matter? Should I go with the Yoshimura exhuast or leave the factory pipes on?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure the world is ready for you yet.

User: It was a simple question, sheesh. So do you like my new Buell Pegs?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: They're pimp, right?

Cleverbot: Pinecones are not toys.

User: Ummm....yeah, so anyway, think I can drag knee now?

Cleverbot: Don't think many people will think you are ready for a job.

User: No, no, no, just amatuer stuff, nothing serious. I'm going to try and get to a track day soon.

Cleverbot: He's a friend of George isn't he?

User: Who? I don't know George. Is he a member on Hayabusa.org?

Cleverbot: No. He's in my favorite band.

User: Sorry, don't know him. You think I should dyno the bike before track day?

Cleverbot: Do you? Back to an earlier question: Are you lonely? Is that why you talk to people?

User: That's not fair. I'm going to leave now. Where's my helmet?

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: I would go, but I can't find my helmet.

Cleverbot: The one to the right, by the SUV.

User: Ahhh, thanks. Have you seen my leathers?

Cleverbot: Why did you answer my question with a question?

User: Ummm, I didn't know you asked a question. So anyway, have you seen my leathers? ATGATT you know.

Cleverbot: Are we talking about Ogre Mages? They're much harder to get through the hoop.

User: Whoa there....you lost me. I need my leather jacket and my leather pants. English, do you speak it?

Cleverbot: Right on batman, I'll just get into mine. Got it back from the cleaners yesterday.

User: Haha, you're so funny. Shut up.

Cleverbot: Often not, for the want of levity there often comes default.

User: Wow, you've lost your marbles. I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: What was that you lost you marbles ohhhh.

User: Yeah...bye.

Cleverbot: Are you getting bored?

User: *walks out the door*.

 

[Fastfrog007]

It took my 4 questions before i took it to the gutter

That little Bot has smart mouth on it!!!

 

[theskaz]

Me: Top of the day to you Laddie
Cleverbot: That's great.
Me: Wha?
Cleverbot: You know what? I'm leaving. Have a nice life.
Me: Damn, rejected by a computer. I fail at life
Cleverbot: You are right.
Me: Ok, Im gonna go wash my mouth out with buckshot
Cleverbot: Is that not a song?
Me: No
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
Me: a saying
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
Me: im going to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger
Cleverbot: How so? I have no metal plate in my skull, and even if I did, how would that be a threat? Kefa.
Me: What you talking about willis?
Cleverbot: I am what willis was talking about.

 

[killerrudy]

Do some damn work!! I am sitting right next to you!

 

[theskaz]

Do some damn work!! I am sitting right next to you!

umm...no

 

[Fastfrog007]

umm...no

 

[mikev7]

i threw it into a logical paradox. lols.
"me: hello who are you?
bot: im you.
me: if you are me than who am i?
bot: You are you.
me: than who are you?
bot: I am a human.
me: if you ar a human than whos the computer?
bot: Inncorrect."