Odd/fugged up ... day at work.
Its about 2 in the afternoon, I roll up to my shop,jump outa my cruza an' head for the door. One of my co-workers yells for ol' Rubb. "Come over here" he says. So, I walk over.
He's holding a real young bunny in his hands. Ya, a little rabbit. He says "Got anything that will cut this?"
The little bunny has a wire wrapped around his neck. Its like piano wire, or steel fishin' line or something. So, I said sure, an' got the strangling device off the cute little bugger.
Then he says "That guy over there,he says he's hunting them", an' points to this fughead layin' on the lawn. So I walk over to this jerg-off . He looks like a dirty,mean prik. A cross between Charles Manson an' the Uni Bomber. He has on dark khacki's an' a hooded sweatshirt an' sunglasses. The hood covers most of his head, an' the glasses hide his face.
I've already been told by the the employee,that he went over to investigate an' found this guy strangling the bunny. He heard the bunny makin' all kinds of noise.
He described it like....the bunny was crying out in pain.
Piano wire around the neck, it just cant feel good, right.
So now, Rubbah's on the case. So are a couple of other fellow employee's [security members]. So... in Uncle Rubb's own sweet an' gentle manner I offer to wrap the wire around this fugheads throat an' see how he likes it. Then Rubb gets escourted from the scene.
We're not really supposed to threaten the general public. I knew that was written in the guidelines somewhere. Just forgot I guess....hehehehehe
Next, the police arrive. They end up dealing with said "fughead".
I'm thinkin' ...o great, they are gonna want to put Ol Rubb under the lamps. Make me talk. Nope. They didn't ask to speak to me. Very cool. I guess they determined "Charlie Uni-Bomb" wasn't quite all there. Isn't that how Jeffrey Dahmer started out....small furry critters.... anyway, there was no questions asked....very cool.
Very cool indeed, because I'm apparantly "Caution Victor".
Which , so I'm told, in cop lingo means.... I can be violent.
I'm not violent towards nice people.... just fugheads.
So, all-in-all, a good day.
Good day for "Bugs".
Good day for Rubb.
Bad day for fughead.
Its about 2 in the afternoon, I roll up to my shop,jump outa my cruza an' head for the door. One of my co-workers yells for ol' Rubb. "Come over here" he says. So, I walk over.
He's holding a real young bunny in his hands. Ya, a little rabbit. He says "Got anything that will cut this?"
The little bunny has a wire wrapped around his neck. Its like piano wire, or steel fishin' line or something. So, I said sure, an' got the strangling device off the cute little bugger.
Then he says "That guy over there,he says he's hunting them", an' points to this fughead layin' on the lawn. So I walk over to this jerg-off . He looks like a dirty,mean prik. A cross between Charles Manson an' the Uni Bomber. He has on dark khacki's an' a hooded sweatshirt an' sunglasses. The hood covers most of his head, an' the glasses hide his face.
I've already been told by the the employee,that he went over to investigate an' found this guy strangling the bunny. He heard the bunny makin' all kinds of noise.
He described it like....the bunny was crying out in pain.
Piano wire around the neck, it just cant feel good, right.
So now, Rubbah's on the case. So are a couple of other fellow employee's [security members]. So... in Uncle Rubb's own sweet an' gentle manner I offer to wrap the wire around this fugheads throat an' see how he likes it. Then Rubb gets escourted from the scene.
We're not really supposed to threaten the general public. I knew that was written in the guidelines somewhere. Just forgot I guess....hehehehehe
Next, the police arrive. They end up dealing with said "fughead".
I'm thinkin' ...o great, they are gonna want to put Ol Rubb under the lamps. Make me talk. Nope. They didn't ask to speak to me. Very cool. I guess they determined "Charlie Uni-Bomb" wasn't quite all there. Isn't that how Jeffrey Dahmer started out....small furry critters.... anyway, there was no questions asked....very cool.
Very cool indeed, because I'm apparantly "Caution Victor".
Which , so I'm told, in cop lingo means.... I can be violent.
I'm not violent towards nice people.... just fugheads.
So, all-in-all, a good day.
Good day for "Bugs".
Good day for Rubb.
Bad day for fughead.
