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A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother
asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him, no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a
chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he
kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says... "Are you gonna tell him or should I?"
asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him, no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a
chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he
kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says... "Are you gonna tell him or should I?"
