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Flyasbusa1
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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !


WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 
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that is freaking hilarious!!!!! It might also be why I'm still single.... I'm not computer savey!!
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I am also trying to get wife 1.0 to work with 2 Asian hotties and a slip and slide 10.2 and not have much sucess......
 
I am also trying to get wife 1.0 to work with 2 Asian hotties and a slip and slide 10.2 and not have much sucess......
Substitute slip and slide 10.2 with seperate vacations 5.0. With wife in England 3.1 and you in Thialand 6.9 you should be fine. An upgraded anti virus is highly recommended.
 
I am also trying to get wife 1.0 to work with 2 Asian hotties and a slip and slide 10.2 and not have much sucess......
Substitute slip and slide 10.2 with seperate vacations 5.0.  With wife in England 3.1 and you in Thialand 6.9 you should be fine.  An upgraded anti virus is highly recommended.
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I've just now installed Concerned Female Friend of your Wife's 7.2 and will be emailing her shortly... :p
 
I had many of the bug fixes for Wife 1.0, then Kids ver. 1.1 and 1.2 were installed as financial distribution sub-routines. Those sub-routines have evolved into Teen 14.3 and Son 11.5, and financial distribution is loading the CPU near maximun limits. I installed anti-family 1.0 last Fall, but it caused near system failure in Wife 1.0. Wife 1.0 launched another program called Relocation 3.0. I found entries about it by checking over the logs for Teen 14.3 and Son 11.5. I started No-Nag 5.0 (
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), Bachelor 2.1, and Sell House 2.0 to counter Relocation 3.0.

Wife 1.0 has terminated Relocation 3.0, and resumed lower CPU usage.
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I am also trying to get wife 1.0 to work with 2 Asian hotties and a slip and slide 10.2 and not have much sucess......
Substitute slip and slide 10.2 with seperate vacations 5.0. With wife in England 3.1 and you in Thialand 6.9 you should be fine. An upgraded anti virus is highly recommended.
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I've just now installed Concerned Female Friend of your Wife's 7.2 and will be emailing her shortly... :p
I have a firewall and spyware to cure any "off site" instalations.
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I had many of the bug fixes for Wife 1.0, then Kids ver. 1.1 and 1.2 were installed as financial distribution sub-routines.  Those sub-routines have evolved into Teen 14.3 and Son 11.5, and financial distribution is loading the CPU near maximun limits.   I installed anti-family 1.0 last Fall, but it caused near system failure in Wife 1.0.  Wife 1.0 launched another program called Relocation 3.0.  I found entries about it by checking over the logs for Teen 14.3 and Son 11.5.  I started No-Nag 5.0 (
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), Bachelor 2.1, and Sell House 2.0 to counter Relocation 3.0.

Wife 1.0 has terminated Relocation 3.0,  and resumed lower CPU usage.
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ah... it's good to be tech savy isn't it...
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