O.K. I've got one:
What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
Give up? They both have little boy's pants half off...
One more:
When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
Give? When the BIG hand is on the LITTLE hand...
Get it? If not, laugh anyway...then figure the poop out later on!
No disrespect to Michael Jackson or anyone involved. I'm not here to plead guilt or innocence, but I found this poop to be quite funny despite all the controversy.
Brian