Don't know what your mate means?

[NightCrawler]

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a! movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

[nitrousjunkie]

 

[shenoyp]

 

[milesbm]

Damn that's funny. And so true.

 

[busahaya]

 

[bigdr]

 

[DAB]

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[USMCBUSA]

 

[Devil Dog]

Hilarious!!!

 

[mjn]

 

[Charlesbusa]

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

 

[TruWrecks]

 

[Panda_1]

very true!

 

[TruWrecks]

 

[Rhythm]

Good and one Spigga and to tru !

 

[mschivs173]

 

[justintime2]