Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with
a
female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made
her
more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and
his
roommate than meet the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki
and
I are just roommates." About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony
saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver
sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it,
but
I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm
not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has
been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
which
read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
you
'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping
in
her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama
Lesson of the day.... Don't Lie to Your Mother
a
female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made
her
more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and
his
roommate than meet the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki
and
I are just roommates." About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony
saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver
sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it,
but
I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm
not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has
been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
which
read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
you
'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping
in
her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama
Lesson of the day.... Don't Lie to Your Mother
