OB_Hayawoody
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Last sunday I decide to go for ride, I'm just heading up some nice twisty roads, this JERK in front of me driving a Explorer puts his right turn signal on, no place to turn right, so i'm thinking he's a nice guy and is going to let me pass him, he pulls of on to the shoulder half way, so i hit the throttle ,what the F*UCK does he do, hits his left turn signal and makes a mad dash from the shoulder across the road and up a driveway to this Japanese Garden place,WHAT A F*UCKIN MORON,JERK i was pissed.....it gets better...later i'm on my way home i come up on a fellow biker, the guys riding a BMW, i slow down, the road is a little twisty but not bad, i'm waiting for him to tell me its ok to pass, he doesn't,.. he sits right in the middle of road, I know he sees me he keeps looking at me!! finally a straight away, he puts on his left turn signal, i know theres a road up head quite some way, but ok i can appreciate him letting me know he's going to be turning in the next 1/4 mile so i wait, what does this F*UCK do, as we approach where he going to turn left, he moves over to the right so i can pass him on the inside to where he's turning, WHAT A DUMB F*UCK REQUEST THIS IS! Does he think I'm an idiot,where did this F*UCK learn to ride? I'm surrounded by MORONS. HEELLLPPP ME!