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> > A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
> >
> > As he sits down, a man comes by and asks if anyone is sitting in the
seat next to him.
> >
> > "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
> >
> > "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for
> > the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in America, and not use it."
> >
> > He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she
> > passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together
since we got married in
> > 1967."
> >
> > "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend,
> > relative, or neighbor to take the seat?"
> >
> > The man sadly shakes his head, "No, they're all at the funeral."
> >
> >
> >
> > As he sits down, a man comes by and asks if anyone is sitting in the
seat next to him.
> >
> > "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
> >
> > "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for
> > the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in America, and not use it."
> >
> > He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she
> > passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together
since we got married in
> > 1967."
> >
> > "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend,
> > relative, or neighbor to take the seat?"
> >
> > The man sadly shakes his head, "No, they're all at the funeral."
> >
> >
