plecostomus
Registered
How many of you guys have crossed to the point of no return and knew you were going down (at that time), and were able to walk or ride away?
I once was following a very experienced rider, both of us riding the 1984 Ninja 900, going towards Great Falls, VA. It was my first bike and I was trying hard to keep up with him. We were on a long left two-lane sweeper flanked by trees (LSD). I was caught behind a truck and wanted to pass it on a double yellow, to keep up with my friend. I calculated that if I wacked the throttle wide open I could beat an on-coming car (if there was one that would come out of the vertical horizon). So here I go. I whack open the throttle to pass the truck on the long sweeper---sure enough, there is a fuggin car that emerges from the trees the instance I accelerate. I'm shitting, but blow past the truck and merge back into the lane and it then occurs to me that this left-hand sweeper begins to sharpen drastically. Doing about 80mph I see a fast approaching puddle of water ahead in my trajectory where I must start forcing the bike into a maximum turn. I have just entered into a new dream-state of conciousness. Time is no longer comprehendable and everything is in slow-mo. I hit the water where I must begin turning and the bike does an oscillating front-to-back shimmy for about four revolutions. I see the lip of the road which is about 6" higher than the pebbled shoulder, and the guard-rail. I've leaned the bike over like there's no tomorrow and here comes the lip. I am terrified. Somehow, miraculously, the tires regrip the pavement and I am now moving away from the lip at a slow rate of speed. I slow down and pull over at the next driveway and I am shaking. I sit down to collect myself and realize that I no longer enjoy riding this bike! I cannot believe that I was able to ride away from this moment. From then-on, I gained a new respect for riding bikes and never did stupid poop again (well, there were a few other instances..)
Anyone else have a similar out-of-body experience?
I once was following a very experienced rider, both of us riding the 1984 Ninja 900, going towards Great Falls, VA. It was my first bike and I was trying hard to keep up with him. We were on a long left two-lane sweeper flanked by trees (LSD). I was caught behind a truck and wanted to pass it on a double yellow, to keep up with my friend. I calculated that if I wacked the throttle wide open I could beat an on-coming car (if there was one that would come out of the vertical horizon). So here I go. I whack open the throttle to pass the truck on the long sweeper---sure enough, there is a fuggin car that emerges from the trees the instance I accelerate. I'm shitting, but blow past the truck and merge back into the lane and it then occurs to me that this left-hand sweeper begins to sharpen drastically. Doing about 80mph I see a fast approaching puddle of water ahead in my trajectory where I must start forcing the bike into a maximum turn. I have just entered into a new dream-state of conciousness. Time is no longer comprehendable and everything is in slow-mo. I hit the water where I must begin turning and the bike does an oscillating front-to-back shimmy for about four revolutions. I see the lip of the road which is about 6" higher than the pebbled shoulder, and the guard-rail. I've leaned the bike over like there's no tomorrow and here comes the lip. I am terrified. Somehow, miraculously, the tires regrip the pavement and I am now moving away from the lip at a slow rate of speed. I slow down and pull over at the next driveway and I am shaking. I sit down to collect myself and realize that I no longer enjoy riding this bike! I cannot believe that I was able to ride away from this moment. From then-on, I gained a new respect for riding bikes and never did stupid poop again (well, there were a few other instances..)
Anyone else have a similar out-of-body experience?