Fairy tale.........

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THE WORLD'S SHORTEST & HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"  The girl
said,
"NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, and
played golf a lot and drank beer and had shitloads of money and
farted whenever he wanted.

THE END


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Fairy Tales are usually for girls.... bout time there's a good one for us guys that has a happy ending that DOESN'T involve us catering to the Princess for the rest of our lives with our nads hanging above the fireplace
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wait, where's the evil witch in the story? Oh, that's right, she said "NO" and they didn't get married!!!
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I mean, that's terrible.
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U guys pop alot of $hit! I bet most of U r happy with your better half...c'mon admit it. I admit though, hard finding a good woman.
PS: I've been divorced 9 yrs, no kids. Yes is great. Nobody nagging me...but sometimes it does get lonely.
 
(KROOZER @ Oct. 17 2006,15:15) U guys pop alot of $hit! I bet most of U r happy with your better half...c'mon admit it. I admit though, hard finding a good woman.
PS: I've been divorced 9 yrs, no kids. Yes is great. Nobody nagging me...but sometimes it does get lonely.
You don't have a Busa?
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(KROOZER @ Oct. 17 2006,12:15) U guys pop alot of $hit! I bet most of U r happy with your better half...c'mon admit it. I admit though, hard finding a good woman.
PS: I've been divorced 9 yrs, no kids. Yes is great. Nobody nagging me...but sometimes it does get lonely.
That is what Vegas is for...


And bars
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(BiG-T @ Oct. 17 2006,15:59)
(KROOZER @ Oct. 17 2006,15:15) U guys pop alot of $hit! I bet most of U r happy with your better half...c'mon admit it. I admit though, hard finding a good woman.
PS: I've been divorced 9 yrs, no kids. Yes is great. Nobody nagging me...but sometimes it does get lonely.
You don't have a Busa?  
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Umm....Yes I do.....but....ok. Here's the kicker. I know people are gonna roll over laughing but thats ok. I can take it like a man.

July 30 '06 I drove to MD from NJ with a loan I made against my 401k. Bought a Black/Grey Busa and since I dont live in MD I dont have to pay tax until I register in NJ. So I paid $9700 for the bike and $20-$25 for temp plates from MD god for 60 days. So I got to ride all of Aug & Sept. On Oct 1, I turned into a pumpkin. Temp plate expired and I dont have the cash to pay the tax so I can register. So therefore, I will have to wait to sell my 96 zx11 and then get my Bus on the road.
But at least I get to sit on her and go Vvrooooom like a 12 yr old
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(thrasherfox @ Oct. 17 2006,16:46)
(KROOZER @ Oct. 17 2006,12:15) U guys pop alot of $hit! I bet most of U r happy with your better half...c'mon admit it. I admit though, hard finding a good woman.
PS: I've been divorced 9 yrs, no kids. Yes is great. Nobody nagging me...but sometimes it does get lonely.
That is what Vegas is for...


And bars  
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Im on the east coast. Dont need to go to Las Vegas for some action. Here in NYC we have a place called the Bronx. There, the latin mommies will love U loooooong time and make U forget about all your problems. Me lucky dog!
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