A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with
admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer
and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to
tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies
thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with
admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer
and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to
tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies
thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
