what gives is my life. i REFUSE to be a victim. ...
(a) You would have to be a frickin' GENIUS with a handgun to produce it, chamber a round/cock it, aim, and follow through and NOT knock your ass off the bike and/or hit some kid in a child seat by mistake (e.g., How many of us are right-handed? What do we twist on the right-hand grip, eh?).
Don't even think about it -- at least not on any roads I use.
(b) You'll go to jail, also, without a doubt -- "self defense" or no -- and you'll never see your bike outside of chain link and barbed wire again. Even states with concealed carry hold a really dim view of gunfights on the open road. Oh, and they'll take your gun(s), no matter what.
Concealed carry and transportation are legally two different things, also, and the rules for transportation are always more strict. Since you sort of both "wear" and and "transport with" a bike, it's a gray area and that won't work to your advantage in court either.
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Oh, and his girlfriend was damn lucky, or maybe she was just a good rider. Even if you've had the BRC/ERC or private training (which she very well may have), there is no mention of how to evade threats that CHASE you on the road.
OTOH, this does seem to be happening more often of late. Some dork tried to run ME off the road on Friday.
Story was, this fella was tailgaiting me on this rural, two lane road at a good clip with nowhere for me to pull off (shoulder = swamp) or him to pass (too much traffic). When the road widened to four lanes and divided, he had the perfect chance to pass (plenty of room ahead and behind), so he tried to -- right through ME, in MY lane.
I watched every second of this in my little parabolic mirror (useful, $2, wouldn'tve seen it otherwise) with amazement, jaw scraping the tank bag. Just as he got his front bumper within a foot of my peg and I was edging into the curb, I hit the warp drive.
Using a small fraction of my 1298cc's, I shucked the bastard. I was amazed to see, however (from about 1/2mi away), that he was still booking, tearing back and forth through traffic, trying to catch up. I don't think this guy was trying to tell me my taillight was out, either -- I checked my lights when I got home, just to be sure
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Be safe, everyone. Come back in one piece, that's what counts.