First the rescession, now this..........

aussiekeeper

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Last night, I left to go see a friend of mine. Half way there, I realized I forgot something. So I drove back home. As I pulled up to the house, I noticed a car parked near the driveway. I drove past the house and parked a few houses down and walked back. My 'Busa was parked under the overhang near the garage, so I crouched down to see what was happening. Within a few minutes, a man walked out of the front door and my girlfriend was behind him.
I crouched down a little lower. I noticed a small drip of oil near the clutch cover. The man and my girlfriend started hugging and kissing. They were pawing each other like they were in heat. I didn't know what to do.

So, I guess what I really want to know is................

If I go to the dealer, will the oil leak be covered under warranty?
 
should be covered under warranty.

as for the girl- dump her/trade her in for a newer younger model. or teach her a lesson- go to a bar and bring a girl home.
 
is girlfriend story for real? does she live with you? wow...she did not waste much time!!!
 
This one has made the rounds several times... :poke:
 
Ok this is serious, what you need to do is





































































Get your bike fixed asap, if the G/F thing is for real take her mom for a "ride" on the when you get the bike done. Pictures will be needed....of the bike of course...:whistle::laugh:
 
You're in luck the man is from the dealership, he'd stopped by at the request of the girlfriend.
Seems that he's good at servicing more than just bikes! :laugh:
 
Ahhh! So you have discovered women have that side thang going on too! Welcome to the real life man. I have had a many of married women and girl friends of others offer the goods.

What confuses the hell out of me is I have a many friends that are married and for some reason they are usually the most mingling and active people over single people. What was the point of getting married if you are going to act like you are single?
 
what you do is get the oil leak fixed then take you woman out for a very long ride and when you decide to go back leave her there. Just tell her to run into a store or something for you then leave. :whistle:
 
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