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1. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
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2.OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and theTampaBay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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3.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
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4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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7. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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10. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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11. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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12. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
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13. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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14. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
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2.OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and theTampaBay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
3.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
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4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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7. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
10. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
11. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
12. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
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13. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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14. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
