For JetLi and YH2K

[Rayabusa0818]

A guy walks into a bar with his wiener dog & says to the bartender,can my dog & I watch the Ala, Auburn game here? My TV at home, is broke & my dog & I want to see the game. The bartender replies, Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terrible busy in here, so you & the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave. The guy agrees & he & his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon, Alabama, kicks a field goal, & the wiener dog jumps up on the bar & walks down the bar & gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, Hey, tha'ts cool! What does he do, if Alabama wins the game! The guy answers, " I don't know, I've only had him for 5 1/2 years".

 

[semi]

uh-oh

 

[omslaw]

Bwaaaahahahahahahaha!

 

[DR1300R]

OUCH!

 

[LCB]

Oh man, that's funny!!

 

[LA Busa]

Geez.....

I think we have at least won a game or two since then... Thats right!

We did upset Duke last year

Roll Tide!

 

[Rayabusa0818]

(YH2K @ May 17 2007,09:20) Geez.....

I think we have at least won a game or two since then... Thats right!

We did upset Duke last year

Roll Tide!

I think they were referring to the last time you guys beat Auburn

 

[Jet Li]

(YH2K @ May 17 2007,06:20) Geez.....

Enough said!

 

[Jet Li]

Oh yeah, I know it must be terribly difficult and stressful to live in fear for sooooooooooooooooooo long!

 

[Rayabusa0818]

(Jet Li @ May 17 2007,11:37)

(YH2K @ May 17 2007,06:20) Geez.....

Enough said!

That's pretty cold...

 

[dadofthree]

 

[Jet Li]

Where was O.J. Simpson headed to in the white Bronco?












To Tuscaloosa, he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there.

 

[dadofthree]

 

[Jet Li]

What's the difference between The University of Alabama football and Cheerios?


One belongs in a bowl, the other doesn't.

 

[Rayabusa0818]

(Jet Li @ May 17 2007,11:47) Where was O.J. Simpson headed to in the white Bronco?












To Tuscaloosa, he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there.

Ouch...

 

[Jet Li]

What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Alabama fans?


The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks!

 

[Jet Li]

How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?





Just one,................... but it takes a roomfull to sit around and talk about how the Bear would have done it!

 

[Jet Li]

Alabama Entrance Exam - Football Edition

Time Limit: 3 WKS

1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
1. build a bridge
2. sail the ocean
3. lead an army or
4. WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
1. Jewish
2. Catholic
3. Hindu
4. Polish
5. Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
1. Westerners
2. Southerners
3. Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
1. Macy's
2. a 7-11
3. Canada
4. the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
1. yes
2. no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
1. New York
2. Florida
3. Canada
4. Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The University of Alabama tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
1. B.C.
2. A.D.
3. still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

 

[Rayabusa0818]

(Jet Li @ May 17 2007,12:00) Alabama Entrance Exam - Football Edition

Time Limit: 3 WKS

  1. What language is spoken in France?
  2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
  3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
        1. build a bridge
        2. sail the ocean
        3. lead an army or
        4. WRITE A PLAY
  4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
        1. Jewish
        2. Catholic
        3. Hindu
        4. Polish
        5. Agnostic
  5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
  6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
  7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
  8. What are people in America's far north called?
        1. Westerners
        2. Southerners
        3. Northerners
  9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
 11. Where does rain come from?
        1. Macy's
        2. a 7-11
        3. Canada
        4. the sky
 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
        1. yes
        2. no
 13. What are coat hangers used for?
 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
        1. New York
        2. Florida
        3. Canada
        4. Wisconsin
 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
 19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
 20. The University of Alabama tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
        1. B.C.
        2. A.D.
        3. still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

Do the answers need to be correct?

 

[thepushercg]

man that stuff is cruel, but funny