Chicano Genie
A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the San Antonio River when she
stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed
it, and SNAP!!! A Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the
Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish.
She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three
wishes if I ever found a Genie." The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry,
esa.
Three-wish genies are story-tale myth.
I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" The lady didn't
hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East.
I want those countries to stop fighting with each other, and I want
all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos, and I want all the Jews and
Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony," she
continued.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE...
Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm
out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm
good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make
another wish and please be reasonable."
The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend.... You know, one
that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with
cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi
familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's
what I wish for... . a good Mexican man!"
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, Chingada
vieja!!!...Let me see that pinche map again!
A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the San Antonio River when she
stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed
it, and SNAP!!! A Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the
Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish.
She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three
wishes if I ever found a Genie." The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry,
esa.
Three-wish genies are story-tale myth.
I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" The lady didn't
hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East.
I want those countries to stop fighting with each other, and I want
all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos, and I want all the Jews and
Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony," she
continued.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE...
Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm
out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm
good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make
another wish and please be reasonable."
The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend.... You know, one
that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with
cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi
familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's
what I wish for... . a good Mexican man!"
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, Chingada
vieja!!!...Let me see that pinche map again!
