gurrera
Registered
Little Bits Of Humor:
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental
illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it.”
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say:
"close enough.”
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the
same time !!!
Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.
I won't say I'm worn out, but I don't get near the curb
on trash day.
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
One minute you're young and fun. The next, you're turning
down the car stereo to see better
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from
now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
Day 12 without chocolate ... lost hearing in my left eye.
Some people you're glad to see coming; some people
you're glad to see going.
Common sense is not a gift It's a punishment because you
have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
Gurrera
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental
illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it.”
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say:
"close enough.”
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the
same time !!!
Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.
I won't say I'm worn out, but I don't get near the curb
on trash day.
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
One minute you're young and fun. The next, you're turning
down the car stereo to see better
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from
now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
Day 12 without chocolate ... lost hearing in my left eye.
Some people you're glad to see coming; some people
you're glad to see going.
Common sense is not a gift It's a punishment because you
have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
Gurrera
