funny e-mail

[head east busa]

OK.
I THINK I GET
IT
Let
me see if I understand all
this....
IF
YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12
YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE
DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF
YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET
SHOT.

IF
YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN
PRISON!

BUT,
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S.
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

* A DRIVERS LICENSE
* A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
* WELFARE
* FOOD STAMPS, and
FREE HEALTH CARE?

Oh well sure. That makes
perfect
sense.

 

[dalaster88]

and they wonder why no one can find jobs and taxes are going up

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[J'Man]

Good one! Oh wait, that wasn't a joke! :down:

 

[head east busa]

Nope

 

[NINJA KILLER]

 

[djsin]

 

[RYC1966]

don't forget to bring your pregnant woman

 

[shadetree57]

don't forget to bring your pregnant woman

And have all the kids you want while you're here. We'll pay for them and send them to school free and feed them and give them anything they want as long as they are not Americans.

 

[Busa1166]

OK.
I THINK I GET
IT
Let
me see if I understand all
this....
IF
YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12
YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE
DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF
YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET
SHOT.

IF
YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN
PRISON!

BUT,
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S.
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

* A DRIVERS LICENSE
* A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
* WELFARE
* FOOD STAMPS, and
FREE HEALTH CARE?

Oh well sure. That makes
perfect
sense.

Don't forget free health care something tax payers aren't entitled too

 

[Dennis The Menace]

Don't feel bad. In Canada we like to give them places to live too. Pay for training for jobs, and let them bring their family here for free surgery, then go back home.

 

[head east busa]

Don't feel bad. In Canada we like to give them places to live too. Pay for training for jobs, and let them bring their family here for free surgery, then go back home.

were not so different you and I
so I guess I'll move to canada

 

[ANTON BUSA]

in south africa we give them houses to the ones that we don't want we put on buses
and give them traveling money and food and return them to their country in order for them
to cross the border again and start the whole process over!!!!