Funny Sale quotes

LeDauz

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Everyone has seen those funny little things people say when selling a hayabusa online

" adult owned and never raced or abused"
~But of course your an adult and hence you would never buy it to race or street race or just go fast and have the rpm above 5k

"Brock's ceramic exhaust ($1300), you will never burn your legs, ankle, or hand on the exhaust. it only gets warm while running, never hot. 2009 Hayabusa's have a factory 2 yr unlimited warranty. So you have 1 more year of factory warranty left."
~Factory warranty is probly viold with that exhaust, and not burning my hand on exhaust does that mean only the ends or headers down?


"Always garage kept. Adult driven and never raced!! ....Oh and btw it is very very fast!!!"
Suzuki : Hayabusa | eBay
~Never raced but its very very fast??? so how does one know that its ver very fast but never raced it?

"Bike is in excellent condition..... It did fall in the driveway, before i bought it and only put a couple of scrathes in the left black mid side panel "
~ Excellent condition but it fell and has scratches?

"286whp on high boost...These numbers are low due to spark being pulled and pump fuel...Could put out a lot more with race fuel but i didn't want to push it...The safer the better

Bike has never been tracked, raced or clowned on"
~how exactly did you never race or clown a turbo bike? am assumeing that raced or clowned means you never got drove it in boost? or maybe am missing something?


OK, I added a little comment to each but I couldn't resist some of the things they put on the sale details is down right stupid
 
Found this one the other day........

230 mph......Really??
Performance Chip?? Where can I get one??
Restrictor plates.....is this feffing nascar???

2000 hayabusa


2000 suzuki 1300 gsxr also known as a hayabusa has twin two brothers exaust and headers, and a performance chip on it with a custom paint job on it. bike runs great and is a very fast bike please if you havent been riding for a while dont kill yourself on it its definetly not a beginers bike ..... i have been clocked on record at 230 mph on this bike it is the only year that it came out with no restricter plate or govenor serious buyers only!!!! test drives only with cash in hand that way you break it you buy it call me or text me please no emails i dont check it
 
Found this one the other day........

230 mph......Really??
Performance Chip?? Where can I get one??
Restrictor plates.....is this feffing nascar???

2000 hayabusa


2000 suzuki 1300 gsxr also known as a hayabusa has twin two brothers exaust and headers, and a performance chip on it with a custom paint job on it. bike runs great and is a very fast bike please if you havent been riding for a while dont kill yourself on it its definetly not a beginers bike ..... i have been clocked on record at 230 mph on this bike it is the only year that it came out with no restricter plate or govenor serious buyers only!!!! test drives only with cash in hand that way you break it you buy it call me or text me please no emails i dont check it

230 huh??:whistle: Thats pretty damn fast for a non-turbo bike!!
 
Found this one the other day........

230 mph......Really??
Performance Chip?? Where can I get one??
Restrictor plates.....is this feffing nascar???

2000 hayabusa


2000 suzuki 1300 gsxr also known as a hayabusa has twin two brothers exaust and headers, and a performance chip on it with a custom paint job on it. bike runs great and is a very fast bike please if you havent been riding for a while dont kill yourself on it its definetly not a beginers bike ..... i have been clocked on record at 230 mph on this bike it is the only year that it came out with no restricter plate or govenor serious buyers only!!!! test drives only with cash in hand that way you break it you buy it call me or text me please no emails i dont check it

Restrictor plate?? :rofl: :rofl: I would like to think those who ride a Busa Have sum knowledge about their machine but I know I'm sadly mistaken :laugh:


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one of my favorites has always been "cream puff"
.. as if it has anything to do with motor vehicles or motorcycles lol
 
saw a ad for a r6 today, "everything on this bike is perfect, but cant be ridden at night as the headlight and turn signals dont work and blow fuses when turned on, but could wire in other headlights and ride at night"

"Bike is mint, 19000 miles"

And i want the same money as a brand new 1k for it (i added that part)
 
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