Gender

onerabidshark

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EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because the hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again,  Its and effectice reproduction device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong ones are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Ari Ballone is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have one around.

10) A Remote Control is Female, Ha!  You thought it'd be male, didn't you?  But consider this-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!



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