God Loves Drunk People too

[gurrera]

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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>> "Not a chance," says the husband, "It’s 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
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>> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>> "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it’s 3:00 in the morning and it’s pouring rain out there!"
>> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him. And you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people, too.
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>> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
>> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
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>> "Over here on the swing ," replied the drunk
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Gurrera

 

[Bobby B]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[ky busa]

 

[nosbig]

Did not see that one coming.

 

[newman]

 

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