Guts or Balls

[Dino]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts
or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your Wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion about the definitions. This public service announcement is free of charge.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

 

[Scar]

Chubby.

Now that's funny.

 

[sessions]

Note to self "leave out Chubby"

 

[cipher5791]

Note to self "leave out Chubby"

+1 on that

 

[Mellow77]

That's some good stuff!

 

[dadofthree]

I think you defined stupidity

 

[gabusa]

both will definetely result in death.

 

[macon454]

 

[Wallie]

Do i get thrid choice, cause the out come is the same.

 

[Juggernaut]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts
or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your Wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion about the definitions. This public service announcement is free of charge.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

 

[BusaPebbles]

Note to Silver: Replace wife with girlfriend and death with worse than death....thank you...

 

[Dino]

I have neither guts nor balls...

 

[shadetree57]

Do you think she'd still be mad the next day? Wouldn't matter, like you said, you'd probly be dead anyway.

 

[Sannosuke]

I have neither guts nor balls...

With you on that bud!

 

[mike1180]

I don't think the "chubby" was the deal breaker.....

 

[Hayabusa2005]

 

[Evil_keeps_me_young]

i'm like...

after telling my girl

girlfriend is like...:unhappy:

 

[shadetree57]

i'm like...

after telling my girl

girlfriend is like...:unhappy:

She Ain't liked it huh. Lesson Evil, Don't tell the women these jokes. Funny to us, not so funny to them.

 

[ibified]

the question isnt whether or not you would be dead, the question would be "will they ever find the body?"

 

[thrasherfox]

Reminds me of rodeo sex.










Right at the height of climax call your wife by her sisters name and then try to hold on for 10 seconds