Happy Halloween

[gurrera]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !






'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

............ ............ ..............
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...

Sounds to me like she's ....... !
......been ....sweeping around!!!

 

[Blazing-Saddle]

Groan.....

 

[BBB]

 

[Phil96]

 

[dadofthree]

 

[NIGHTFLIGHT]

 

[macon454]

 

[Flicka]

 

[Scar]

OMG. That's got to be the 'g'-est rated joke I've ever read.

 

[badazgtp]

 

[Mr Bogus]

ok, you found a girl friend with a 2nd grader right?

 

[NINJA KILLER]

 

[proud dad]

 

[BusaWizard]

 

[UncleSteve]

 

[NickSully]

 

[omslaw]

At least they have a handle on the situation...

 

[dalaster88]

wow... very middleschoolish

 

[klatu848]

A little boy dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. He has the hook on his hand, patch over his eye the big hat and the whole getup. He knocks on a door and the man answers and asks the little boy "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy says " My buccaneers are under my buckin hat!!"

I love that one! I know some people hate it though