Did anyone tell him
?........about the........well.........."you guys that were involved all know".....about the...."a"-"c"-"c"-"i"-"d"-"e"-"n"-"t"
......with the two "s"-"t"-"r"-"i"-"p"-"p"-"e"-"r"-"s"?.....His "H"-"A"-"Y"-"A"-"B"-"U"-"S"-"A"......and the "s"-"w"-"i"-"m"-"m"-"i"-"n"-"g" "p"-"o"-"o"-"l"
........and the..........AWW-MAN someone's gonna have to tell him.................
See, there was this idea that we'd take your LE right
......and park it by the this neighbor's pool, right ?......cuz you're over there and we thought it would be a great idea, right ?.........and then we hired these two strippers, right ?.........cuz' you weren't supposed to be coming home "THAT" soon, right
......and umm....well......we were trying to take these REAL NICE pictures of your Busa, right. ?...and....uhhh...WITH THE STRIPPERS....and well.....one of the girls tripped on a lighting cord, right ?.........and everyone tried to catch your ride and all, right ?....uhhh....before...ummm....your moto tipped over, and fell into...the..uhh...errr..ummm.....
We'll need just a "LITTLE" more time to get the water-bugs out of the electrical....and ummmmm....get the engine dried out....and............uhhh.......
By the way, neither of the strippers were hurt.....and..........
"HAVE WE MENTIONED JUST HOW PROUD WE ALL ARE OF YOU
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