One day, three O-6s were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a
large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other
side, but had no idea of how to do so.
The Air Force Colonel called out to God, praying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." POOF!" God gave him
big arms and strong legs,and he was able to swim across the
river. It did, however, take him about two hours, and he
almost drowned a couple of times.
Seeing this, the Army Colonel prayed to God, saying, "Please
God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river.
" POOF!" God gave him a rowboat. He was able to row across
the river in about an hour, but it was rough, and he almost
capsized the boat a couple of times.
The Navy Captain had seen how things worked out for the other
two, so when he prayed to God, he said, "Please God, give me
the strength, the tools, AND the intelligence to cross this
river." POOF! God turned him into a Marine Staff Sgt.
He looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred
yards, and walked across the bridge.
Errrrrr!
large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other
side, but had no idea of how to do so.
The Air Force Colonel called out to God, praying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." POOF!" God gave him
big arms and strong legs,and he was able to swim across the
river. It did, however, take him about two hours, and he
almost drowned a couple of times.
Seeing this, the Army Colonel prayed to God, saying, "Please
God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river.
" POOF!" God gave him a rowboat. He was able to row across
the river in about an hour, but it was rough, and he almost
capsized the boat a couple of times.
The Navy Captain had seen how things worked out for the other
two, so when he prayed to God, he said, "Please God, give me
the strength, the tools, AND the intelligence to cross this
river." POOF! God turned him into a Marine Staff Sgt.
He looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred
yards, and walked across the bridge.
Errrrrr!
