mrninja9
Banned
well some of you older members remember how rubb liked to mess with me and turn on and off my posting rights here is how you get him to laugh at you
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste
In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobile weather
Definitions of Canadian Redneck (ca'na'dian'-red'neck'),n.
1. Disparaging Canadian, mainly found in the Canadian provinces of Alberta, Saskatchewan and western Manitoba.
2. An uneducated, Canadian farm laborer.
3. Also known as a Hick or Yokel.
4. A cousin of the southern U.S. redneck, but no relation to the Canadian Newfie
A CANADIAN
* Thinks an income tax refund is a gift from the government.
* On seeing a light at the end of a tunnel, assumes it is a train.
* When given a compliment, always looks behind to see for whom it is intended.
* Knows the difference between the Northern Lights and a Northern Lite.
* Doesn't know anyone who owns a flag.
* Finds Kentucky Fried Chicken "a bit too spicy".
* Holds the world's record for telephone use, probably listening to "Don't hang up. Your call is important to us."
* Is constantly pulling himself up by the roots to see whether he is still growing.
* Will drive to an unemployment protest meeting in his Toyota.
* Is convinced that democracy involves keeping your opinions to yourself.
* In a restaurant, apologizes for not being ready to order at the waiter's convenience.
* Will travel across the border to buy cigarettes and return home for subsidized cancer therapy.
* Says "sorry" when you accidentally bump into him.
* Waits for the light to change before crossing a deserted intersection at 3 a.m.
* Takes as a signal for a standing ovation any two people who happen to be leaving during curtain calls.
* Believes the Free Trade Agreement is an agreement about free trade.
* Says "no big deal" to a sidewalk cyclist who's just knocked him down.
* Considers turning up the thermostat an integral part of foreplay.
* Says "no thanks" to a telemarketing tape.
* Never sits in someone else's seat, even if the ticket holder doesn't show.
* Says hi to anyone walking a dog.
* Goes to hot-tub parties where people wear bathing suits.
* Finds himself thinking about sending off to "Hinterland: Who's Who" for further information on the loon.
* Carries travelers checks in a money belt.
* Heartily proclaims, "Sure it's 38 below, but it's a dry cold."
* When he musters enough courage to buy a Rolex watch, wears it hidden under a long-sleeve shirt and an Eaton's suit
ANDY (RUBBA( you know it is in all good taste just think a nice cold guiness and you will be fallin out of your chair hahahah
oh and lets see if i get a warning for this hahahah cause i am blaming canada
but what would brian botano do
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste
In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobile weather
Definitions of Canadian Redneck (ca'na'dian'-red'neck'),n.
1. Disparaging Canadian, mainly found in the Canadian provinces of Alberta, Saskatchewan and western Manitoba.
2. An uneducated, Canadian farm laborer.
3. Also known as a Hick or Yokel.
4. A cousin of the southern U.S. redneck, but no relation to the Canadian Newfie
A CANADIAN
* Thinks an income tax refund is a gift from the government.
* On seeing a light at the end of a tunnel, assumes it is a train.
* When given a compliment, always looks behind to see for whom it is intended.
* Knows the difference between the Northern Lights and a Northern Lite.
* Doesn't know anyone who owns a flag.
* Finds Kentucky Fried Chicken "a bit too spicy".
* Holds the world's record for telephone use, probably listening to "Don't hang up. Your call is important to us."
* Is constantly pulling himself up by the roots to see whether he is still growing.
* Will drive to an unemployment protest meeting in his Toyota.
* Is convinced that democracy involves keeping your opinions to yourself.
* In a restaurant, apologizes for not being ready to order at the waiter's convenience.
* Will travel across the border to buy cigarettes and return home for subsidized cancer therapy.
* Says "sorry" when you accidentally bump into him.
* Waits for the light to change before crossing a deserted intersection at 3 a.m.
* Takes as a signal for a standing ovation any two people who happen to be leaving during curtain calls.
* Believes the Free Trade Agreement is an agreement about free trade.
* Says "no big deal" to a sidewalk cyclist who's just knocked him down.
* Considers turning up the thermostat an integral part of foreplay.
* Says "no thanks" to a telemarketing tape.
* Never sits in someone else's seat, even if the ticket holder doesn't show.
* Says hi to anyone walking a dog.
* Goes to hot-tub parties where people wear bathing suits.
* Finds himself thinking about sending off to "Hinterland: Who's Who" for further information on the loon.
* Carries travelers checks in a money belt.
* Heartily proclaims, "Sure it's 38 below, but it's a dry cold."
* When he musters enough courage to buy a Rolex watch, wears it hidden under a long-sleeve shirt and an Eaton's suit
ANDY (RUBBA( you know it is in all good taste just think a nice cold guiness and you will be fallin out of your chair hahahah
oh and lets see if i get a warning for this hahahah cause i am blaming canada
but what would brian botano do
