Amazingly simple home remedies
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling
water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove
itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat -
use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then
you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and
does, use the duct
tape.
8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for
anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the
stairs.
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling
water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove
itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat -
use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then
you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and
does, use the duct
tape.
8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for
anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the
stairs.
... < shaken head> 
