Home security

[Devious]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS


  1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.


  2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and your NRA magazines.

  3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

  4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

  "Hey, Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more  ammunition.
Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think
Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  
Anyways, I locked all four of em in the house.  Better wait in your
truck till I get back."

 

[BlueHaya]

 

[nitrousjunkie]

 

[omslaw]

 

[semi]

 

[BigBSBusa]

 

[Haelo]

... THE PERFECT PLAN!

 

[Fate]

 

[BiG-T]

 

[bigoltool]

 

[lastcall]

 

[heavybusa]

 

[Bigbody]

that'll git 'er done

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[Rhythm]

U'r crazy, D !  

Rhythm dont Play games when it comez to hold'n down the fort !!!!!!!  

Pimpn Aint Eazy !!



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[MN72Busa]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS


  1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.


  2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and your NRA magazines.

  3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

  4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

  "Hey, Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more  ammunition.
Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think
Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  
Anyways, I locked all four of em in the house.  Better wait in your
truck till I get back."

Must have smart criminals in Texas...the Boyz in MN can't read so well, so the note would be pointless.

Found this out the hard way, as I put one of those silly stickers on my door that reads "We Don't call 911 here" .....Well, like I said these MN Boyz don't read so well, and they tried breaking in a few months back....Thank goodness for my Grumpy 110 Lb German Shepherd...he wasn't having any of it, and smashed through one of the side windows that are on each side of the door...Puppy wasn't able to get through the window, but I came home to find him still sticking his head out the window barking...nice puppy

 

[Rhythm]

 

[psycobusa]

 

[1911boy]

i dont like warnings...i'm hoping one acutally gets in the house. he can meet my mastiff, followed by one of my 1911's.

 

[motorkar]