How to make a happy Yamahor

yamahor

DEAD MAN WALKING
Donating Member
Registered
So I was at my friends house Saturday night, doing a little drinking...

We'll cut right to the chase. I'm not much of a drinker. It had been a few months since my last Alcoholic beverage...
Half a small bottle of Hypnotiq, 3/4 of a small bottle of the Kickin' Chicken (If you have to ask, you've probably never had it...) and a half glass of Long Island Iced tea mix...

I was VERY happy for quite a few hours. We went to Waffle House, and I was supposedly laughing for almost 2 hours straight... Ate half my burger... missed my mouth about 5 times according to Bart. Got back to his house, fell asleep on the floor by the couch. Come about 3 AM-ish, I somehow remember he left a bucket near my head... good thing too, as I now think I'm allergic to Waffle House cheeseburgers, cause I threw up... again, and again, and again... you get the idea. Got a little sleep, then woke up. His sisters (Benita and Brittany) looked at me, then asked how I was, I said I was feeling much better, then threw up in the bucket again...
post-52-02136-welcome.gif
to my first hangover... Went home at about 9 AM-ish, took a shower, then slept for a LONG time. Woke up at about 2 PM-ish... Met up with GMbusa for a bit, then met up with Bart and them again when Paul left.
I've now sworn off Alcohol... I don't think I'll ever drink again.
AAAssjani.gif
sad.gif
 
(yamahor @ Dec. 25 2006,10:45) I've now sworn off Alcohol... I don't think I'll ever drink again.    
sad.gif
 

For a few months anyway  
laugh.gif
laugh.gif
 
laugh.gif
 
laugh.gif


laugh.gif


laugh.gif


laugh.gif
 
(Charlesbusa @ Dec. 25 2006,11:14)
laugh.gif


You're supposed to do that on New Year's eve not christmas eve  
laugh.gif
New Year's...Christmas...I get snockered every chance I get
laugh.gif


laugh.gif


laugh.gif
 
(yamahor @ Dec. 25 2006,11:45) I've now sworn off Alcohol... I don't think I'll ever drink again.
AAAssjani.gif
sad.gif
Famous last words. Next thing you know, you'll be in a constant alcoholic stupor like Rich!

guns.gif
ices_rofl.gif
all_coholic.gif


All it will take is a Triple-dog dare!

(Yeah, I'm watching 24 hours of "A Christmas Story! I love that movie!)

--Wag--
 
I DRANK A LITTTLE THE OTHER NIGHT.......... BUT I DIDNT DRINK THAT MUCH. THE TRICK HERE BUDDY IS "MODERATION". ITS LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE A PORN STAR BUT YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN LAID, YOU DONT GO GET JENNA JAMISON AS A TRIAL RUN. SHE'LL STOMP A MUD HOLE IN YOUR A$$.

MAYBE A POOR ANALOGY BUT......... ANYWAY
 
(RCKTMAN @ Dec. 25 2006,14:34) THE TRICK HERE BUDDY IS "MODERATION". ITS LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE A PORN STAR BUT YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN LAID, YOU DONT GO GET JENNA JAMISON AS A TRIAL RUN. SHE'LL STOMP A MUD HOLE IN YOUR A$$.

MAYBE A POOR ANALOGY BUT......... ANYWAY
<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>LMAO !!!!!</span>
laugh.gif
laugh.gif
laugh.gif


laugh.gif


laugh.gif
 
Rock on, just keep up that drinkin and the hangovere will never happen. Who says you have to sober up? *grin*
 
Don't be a quitter!

....know your limits. Some stomachs can't handle different alcoholic beverages at the same time. Stick w/ what ya start w/. If ya run out, start something new in about an hour.

Unless you're a professional, don't mix dark and light liquors.
 
(yamahor @ Dec. 25 2006,12:45) I've now sworn off Alcohol... I don't think I'll ever drink again.
AAAssjani.gif
sad.gif


Okay, since Bacchus (god of drink and celebration) gives you the gift of amnesia within a few days of a hangover, here is what you do for instance, on New Years Eve here in a few days.

1. Get knee crawlin, snot-slingin drunk.

2. Before passing out, take two Alka-Deltzer with a HUGE glass of water. Dehydration is a major contributor to hangover headache (all those brain cells dying).

3. Put a bottle of water by the bed (ditch etc.) and two more Alka-Seltzers to take when you wake up.
laugh.gif
 
(yamahor @ Dec. 25 2006,10:45) So I was at my friends house Saturday night, doing a little drinking...

We'll cut right to the chase. I'm not much of a drinker. It had been a few months since my last Alcoholic beverage...
Half a small bottle of Hypnotiq, 3/4 of a small bottle of the Kickin' Chicken (If you have to ask, you've probably never had it...) and a half glass of Long Island Iced tea mix...

I was VERY happy for quite a few hours. We went to Waffle House, and I was supposedly laughing for almost 2 hours straight... Ate half my burger... missed my mouth about 5 times according to Bart. Got back to his house, fell asleep on the floor by the couch. Come about 3 AM-ish, I somehow remember he left a bucket near my head... good thing too, as I now think I'm allergic to Waffle House cheeseburgers, cause I threw up... again, and again, and again... you get the idea. Got a little sleep, then woke up. His sisters (Benita and Brittany) looked at me, then asked how I was, I said I was feeling much better, then threw up in the bucket again...  
post-52-02136-welcome.gif
to my first hangover... Went home at about 9 AM-ish, took a shower, then slept for a LONG time. Woke up at about 2 PM-ish... Met up with GMbusa for a bit, then met up with Bart and them again when Paul left.
I've now sworn off Alcohol... I don't think I'll ever drink again.  
AAAssjani.gif
 
sad.gif
Thats what EVERYONE says ... UNTIL there next encounter with the Alcoholic beverage. I wish i had a quarter for everytime i said , i would never drink again LOL
 
I'm not much of a drinker. My first experience with drinking, my sisters boyfriend came over to play pool on the new pooltable I got for Christmas. The folks were gone, so he offered me some beverages. We drank boilermakers with Kesslers and colt 45. I was sick as a dog, parked over the toilet when my mom came home and proceded to beat the hell out of me. Thats the one and only time my dad saved me. He told my mom "he is hurtin enough". that was when I was 15, I'm 56 now and do not want to feel like that ever again!
beerchug.gif
 
(Shibumi @ Dec. 25 2006,14:37)
(yamahor @ Dec. 25 2006,12:45) I've now sworn off Alcohol... I don't think I'll ever drink again.  
AAAssjani.gif
 
sad.gif


Okay, since  Bacchus (god of drink and celebration) gives you the gift of amnesia within a few days of a hangover, here is what you do for instance, on New Years Eve here in a few days.

1. Get knee crawlin, snot-slingin drunk.

2. Before passing out, take two Alka-Deltzer with a HUGE glass of water. Dehydration is a major contributor to hangover headache (all those brain cells dying).

3. Put a bottle of water by the bed (ditch etc.) and two more Alka-Seltzers to take when you wake up.
laugh.gif
Nice quote
laugh.gif
laugh.gif
laugh.gif


laugh.gif


laugh.gif


laugh.gif
 
Ben, just don't drink it all in the first hour you start drinking. That seems to be what you do when you drink.  Spread it out and you'll be better off, that and listen to that little voice that says "That's enough for now".
 
Back
Top