A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and
left it on the dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer
satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will
be spending the evening with my24 year-old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset. I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found
the following letter on the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your
honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also
54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,
one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is24 years old. As a successful businessman who
has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will
understand that we are in the same situation,
Although with one small difference -24 goes into 54 a
lot more times than 54 goes into 24. Therefore, I will
not be home until sometime tomorrow."
left it on the dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer
satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will
be spending the evening with my24 year-old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset. I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found
the following letter on the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your
honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also
54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,
one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is24 years old. As a successful businessman who
has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will
understand that we are in the same situation,
Although with one small difference -24 goes into 54 a
lot more times than 54 goes into 24. Therefore, I will
not be home until sometime tomorrow."
